...and it continues

To show you how "on top" of this blog thing I am, the below has been sitting as a draft since November 27th 2012. Yes folks, 2012 (a date most of you have still been writing this year out of sheer habit). Since then I've had several doctors visits and at least one seizure. I thus cannot verify the accuracy of what is written below, but I fear if I do not click "post" now the below will never make it to your eyes. After reading it myself, I will make the necessary updates in a future post (also to be done in 2013). Oh, and the results of my last MRI are in... Like a Horse's home it is STABLE!!!!! Now let's go back in time together to late November 2012...

9:40pm. See! I'm getting better at this! I promise both myself and Nicole that I will be in bed by 10:00pm tonight. Let the blogosphere be my witness!

9:41pm. Now Being in bed by 10pm will require me to do something I (along with most men on this planet I assume) have extreme difficulty doing... accurately judging my time. It will take me 5 minutes to brush my teeth / wash my face & take an additional 5 to get changed and actually make my way to my bed. This means I must stop blogging around 9:50pm.

9:43pm. 7 minutes. Wow! I need to start blogging earlier don't I? So where was I? Oh right... people who think it's "SO GREAT!" that I'm wrapping up my chemotherapy treatments soon.

#1) Why will this be happening you ask? Here is what I get from it all (which might or might not have any accuracy to it). My chemotherapy pills are some serious pills. If my chemo pills were a monster truck, they would be "Gravedigger". I meant to imply they are the biggest and baddest of all prescription medications. The fact I chose I truck whose name was inspired by the name for a person who literally digs holes in the ground for caskets containing dead bodies was unintentional and truly tasteless. But I wrote it, and I can't think of any way to change it now, can you? Anyways, what I was getting at was that they can do my body some serious damage. That is their point. They are designed to do my body some serious damage. The good news is they are designed to damage certain parts of my body faster than others... specifically the fastest growing cells in my body. Turns out tumour cells grow quicker than most so "BOOM!" they end up on the chemo medication's hit list. This is also why hair sometimes falls out during chemo treatment (it grows rather quickly as any person who pays a lot for hair cuts would surely know).

9:53pm. Damn! I mean "Darn!" (There could be kids reading... and again I'd change that first inappropriate word, but computers can only do so much. Text is like permanent ink, and I'd know. I'm in IT). "Shucks" "Bananas" "Crum bums" Ok, now I'm just getting silly. Nope, I'm just wasting time. 9:55pm. Going to bed fail. I must abandon ship and return to this blog entry tomorrow. I shall have to hit the "save as draft" button and admit poor judgement of time once again. I blame that "y chromosome". Off to brush my teeth and such. Goodnight!

...and we're back! And you thought time travel was impossible!? All it took was a drafts folder and my extreme procrastination!!! Glad I could help ;) Maybe next time I'll post the saved draft from my HoverCar(tm)!