Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
{Insert Title of Blog Here}
NOTE: Somehow I managed to delete a blog post (I blame you Blogger App!!!) so I am reposting it below having salvaged it from an old notepad document. Thank you iMac! The date on this post is a complete guess. I couldn't let my random nonsensical rambling be lost from the Internet after all!
<Insert Blog Entry Here>
The title and above line are both jokes. They are designed to make you laugh, possibly out loud. If you laugh inside your own head that is okay too, just don't type "limoh" in the comments. Actually, don't leave anything in the comments as I don't read them. Seriously. Ok, maybe at some point I'll go back and read over past comments, but I usually don't. I log in to my Blogger account to write the posts, not track the comments. I've had people before say "Did you see the comment I left you?" only to see their disappointment as I explain to them I never check the comments. I DO however look at the posts left on my Facebook Page below the link I always post to this blog, so putting a "comment" on Facebook ensures I will see it. So I suppose you could post a comment on the Blogger page, however you would then need to leave me a message on Facebook in order to let me know I had to check my Blogger account to view your message, so really... you'd just be making work for us all. Am I making sense yet? No? Good! Limoh.
So on the "staying alive" front I am, as Charlie Sheen would put it, "WINNING!" Now I must explain to any of you who were cryogenically frozen in the mid to late 90's, as you'll be thinking "Hasn't he chosen the wrong Estevez brother? Surely a reference to a winning member of the Estevez family must be in reference to Emilio and his dramatic portrayal of Gordon Bombay. Surely Tom's fight is equivalent to the use of a technique known only as "The Flying V"? Why is he comparing himself to someone who last starred in "Hot Shots! Part Deux"? Let me tell you my still defrosting friend, you have some time to spend on Charlie Sheen's Wikipedia page!!! "What's Wikipedia???" Oh right... basically the place where you can find out anything/everything with at least 62% confidence that it is correct! Who can argue with those odds? In the end, I think with the amount of drugs Charlie has taken, the two of us might be more comparable than you'd think! At least mine come with a doctor's prescription. That and the key difference that mine are being used to extend my life, not risk shortening it.
I think I've wasted about an hour trying to say nothing so far (most of that time was spent on Wikipedia, I'm not going to lie). I did have to spell check a couple of things as well. In schools, how long will it be before teachers instruct their students as follows:
"Ok kids, now before printing your essays make sure to right click on any of the words that are underlined with a red squiggle. You'll then want to choose the word that most likely matches what you were trying to spell. Unlike your iPhones the words do not change all by themselves. I know I know, English sucks. As for the things with green squiggles you can pretty much ignore those. I find it is usually the case that the computer simply doesn't realize that you don't intend to have perfect grammar as met by some 1800's standard of English formed before computers were invented. If I want to start a sentence with an "and" I'm going to. And I'm serious about that! Ok, Jimmy, I can see you're just liyoh so just stop it. You're making everyone around you lol."
For the readers of my blog, I highly suggest reading the above paragraph in the voice of Mr. Mackey. If you don't know who Mr. Mackey is, you should really invest some quality time in an educational program I like to call "South Park". Just my tip for the day.
Now, I wanted to address something very important in this blog: you should most certainly NOT live each day like it was your last. Think about it. Why would this ever strike anyone as a "good" idea? Boom, it's my last day. Am I going to brush my teeth? No. Will I do the laundry? The dishes? Any chores at all? Will I go to work? No, no, no & no! I'd probably eat buckets of Ice Cream while watching non-stop Dr. Who episodes with my wife... but that's just me. My point is that you should live your live as though time is a limited and precious gift that we must not waste. Now I realize I'm suggesting people get more out of life in a motto that takes several more seconds to say, but I think it the end, it is worth it. Pay your bills, go to work, do the laundry & the dishes, but don't forget that one day your time will run out (Did it just get dark in here, or was that just me?) Don't be like me and fail to keep that blog updated just because you were too busy watching episode after episode after episode of Dr. Who with your wife. Ok, never-mind, I take that last part back. I regret nothing about the last several days & weeks of Dr. Who watching with my wife. We've almost caught up watching re-runs in time to start with the all-new season!!! Something you might not have previously known about me? I'm a huge Dr. Who fan/nerd. My iPhone case is a Tardis. Don't know what a Tardis is? Phone me and I will spend half an hour explaining it to you!!!
In other nerd news, I've recently decided to take on the "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy. Thanks to a gentleman by the name of Kevin I will soon be up to do on all things middle-earth and Hobbit related. I have already watched the first part of the first part (if that makes sense?) and look forward to the many parts (and parts of parts) to come!!!
I have much more to blog about, but before I blog all over this computer desk (and make quite a mess in the process) I must post it to the interwebs (otherwise it shall become much like the many many (MANY) post that have never made it to the magical iterwebs as, after writing various entries I have worried about how things sounded and thus never posted them and ultimately they all became obsolete. NO MORE I SAY! From now on I shall try to post what I've got, and worry about whether there is any theme or sense of logic to my post after I post it online.
This one is for you huddled masses and roommates I have never met! CHEERS!
--
Tom
PS: To you masses who are not huddled... you just don't get it do you? In order to be a "mass" you must be in one large group, hence the "huddled" part. You non-huddled masses are just regular people, though I will let you read the above as well.
<Insert Blog Entry Here>
The title and above line are both jokes. They are designed to make you laugh, possibly out loud. If you laugh inside your own head that is okay too, just don't type "limoh" in the comments. Actually, don't leave anything in the comments as I don't read them. Seriously. Ok, maybe at some point I'll go back and read over past comments, but I usually don't. I log in to my Blogger account to write the posts, not track the comments. I've had people before say "Did you see the comment I left you?" only to see their disappointment as I explain to them I never check the comments. I DO however look at the posts left on my Facebook Page below the link I always post to this blog, so putting a "comment" on Facebook ensures I will see it. So I suppose you could post a comment on the Blogger page, however you would then need to leave me a message on Facebook in order to let me know I had to check my Blogger account to view your message, so really... you'd just be making work for us all. Am I making sense yet? No? Good! Limoh.
So on the "staying alive" front I am, as Charlie Sheen would put it, "WINNING!" Now I must explain to any of you who were cryogenically frozen in the mid to late 90's, as you'll be thinking "Hasn't he chosen the wrong Estevez brother? Surely a reference to a winning member of the Estevez family must be in reference to Emilio and his dramatic portrayal of Gordon Bombay. Surely Tom's fight is equivalent to the use of a technique known only as "The Flying V"? Why is he comparing himself to someone who last starred in "Hot Shots! Part Deux"? Let me tell you my still defrosting friend, you have some time to spend on Charlie Sheen's Wikipedia page!!! "What's Wikipedia???" Oh right... basically the place where you can find out anything/everything with at least 62% confidence that it is correct! Who can argue with those odds? In the end, I think with the amount of drugs Charlie has taken, the two of us might be more comparable than you'd think! At least mine come with a doctor's prescription. That and the key difference that mine are being used to extend my life, not risk shortening it.
I think I've wasted about an hour trying to say nothing so far (most of that time was spent on Wikipedia, I'm not going to lie). I did have to spell check a couple of things as well. In schools, how long will it be before teachers instruct their students as follows:
"Ok kids, now before printing your essays make sure to right click on any of the words that are underlined with a red squiggle. You'll then want to choose the word that most likely matches what you were trying to spell. Unlike your iPhones the words do not change all by themselves. I know I know, English sucks. As for the things with green squiggles you can pretty much ignore those. I find it is usually the case that the computer simply doesn't realize that you don't intend to have perfect grammar as met by some 1800's standard of English formed before computers were invented. If I want to start a sentence with an "and" I'm going to. And I'm serious about that! Ok, Jimmy, I can see you're just liyoh so just stop it. You're making everyone around you lol."
For the readers of my blog, I highly suggest reading the above paragraph in the voice of Mr. Mackey. If you don't know who Mr. Mackey is, you should really invest some quality time in an educational program I like to call "South Park". Just my tip for the day.
Now, I wanted to address something very important in this blog: you should most certainly NOT live each day like it was your last. Think about it. Why would this ever strike anyone as a "good" idea? Boom, it's my last day. Am I going to brush my teeth? No. Will I do the laundry? The dishes? Any chores at all? Will I go to work? No, no, no & no! I'd probably eat buckets of Ice Cream while watching non-stop Dr. Who episodes with my wife... but that's just me. My point is that you should live your live as though time is a limited and precious gift that we must not waste. Now I realize I'm suggesting people get more out of life in a motto that takes several more seconds to say, but I think it the end, it is worth it. Pay your bills, go to work, do the laundry & the dishes, but don't forget that one day your time will run out (Did it just get dark in here, or was that just me?) Don't be like me and fail to keep that blog updated just because you were too busy watching episode after episode after episode of Dr. Who with your wife. Ok, never-mind, I take that last part back. I regret nothing about the last several days & weeks of Dr. Who watching with my wife. We've almost caught up watching re-runs in time to start with the all-new season!!! Something you might not have previously known about me? I'm a huge Dr. Who fan/nerd. My iPhone case is a Tardis. Don't know what a Tardis is? Phone me and I will spend half an hour explaining it to you!!!
In other nerd news, I've recently decided to take on the "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy. Thanks to a gentleman by the name of Kevin I will soon be up to do on all things middle-earth and Hobbit related. I have already watched the first part of the first part (if that makes sense?) and look forward to the many parts (and parts of parts) to come!!!
I have much more to blog about, but before I blog all over this computer desk (and make quite a mess in the process) I must post it to the interwebs (otherwise it shall become much like the many many (MANY) post that have never made it to the magical iterwebs as, after writing various entries I have worried about how things sounded and thus never posted them and ultimately they all became obsolete. NO MORE I SAY! From now on I shall try to post what I've got, and worry about whether there is any theme or sense of logic to my post after I post it online.
This one is for you huddled masses and roommates I have never met! CHEERS!
--
Tom
PS: To you masses who are not huddled... you just don't get it do you? In order to be a "mass" you must be in one large group, hence the "huddled" part. You non-huddled masses are just regular people, though I will let you read the above as well.
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